The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
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Get the jerk-sleeping mug.The act of mashing blueberries in your hand and vigorously masturbating to climax in a matter of 3-6 strokes, closing your eyes, and dumping your load onto a pile of tundra lichens.
After a long jet boat ride staring at the golden locks of a prestigious doctor's daughter Eric excused himself, gathered some blueberries in his hands, mashed them up and executed the the “tundra jerk” with extraordinary accuracy.
by SteveLaurent May 16, 2019
Get the Tundra Jerk mug.It's just like destroy dick December but in june. Masturbate once on the 1st. Twice on the 2nd. 3 times on the 3rd and so on
Jake: dude are you still in jerk it June?
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
Sam: nah dude I stopped at 5 days
Jake: bro you're weak. I'm still going at 24
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I decided to dial-in to this morning's Zircle Jerk, because I felt that I might need to mute the phone and take my typical loud morning dump during the meeting. My dump takes priority over Zircle Jerks.
by drunk dude 69 April 1, 2020
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