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Speed Jerking

The act of jerking ones member at an unusually fast pace - hurried masturbation. Risk of injury can occur. Speed jerking should only be done in times of emergencies and/or used at ones discretion.
Pete can usually be found speed jerking at work in order to get to his next meeting on time.
by vandalny721 July 16, 2019
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motherfuckin jerk

a motherfuckin jerk is someone is is so dumb
payton is so dumb he is a motherfuckin jerk
by graysonmiller April 14, 2017
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finger jerk

The act of getting fingered then proceeding to give half a hand job. Ejaculation is not required on the male's part.
Danielle totally finger jerked that guy last night!!!
by FJ sandwich September 26, 2011
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The Jerk Trap

Rarely known as TJT, "The Jerk Trap" is a term that describes a common cycle people go through while watching internet pornography. The cycle starts when one is ready to "finish", but is determined that they can find a better video to do it on.
The video in the thumbnails seemed 10x better than the video I was watching, so I waited to view the new video. Next thing you know I did exactly that over and over, I've got eighty tabs open, It's an hour an a half later and my balls are blue. The Jerk Trap gets me every fucking time.
by GiddyWafffles June 7, 2011
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.
I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.
by Notlivng22 January 28, 2018
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kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."
by Jeremy linn January 10, 2018
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