This is what our fucking national news media does every fucking time some nut starts killing people or some tragedy takes place. It's also the reason the news now calls one soldier 'a troop' as in 25 Troops were killed today. It starts with some saddened faced motherfucker female or male and they always start high with the death count from 'anonymous sources' and hope that they're are babies and pregnant women involved because it sounds a lot more tragic! Any death is tragic but our 'man bites dog' fucking media hopes for a high death count whether it be war, some psycho, plane crash, tornado, hurricane etc. Fuck you to all news networks everywhere you fucking shameless death mongers.
BREAKING NEWS: There was a 'massacre' at a high school today and there are 41 known dead... BREAKING NEWS: We just found out there are only 38 known dead... 32....29....27....19.....11.... BREAKING NEWS!!! Massacre at the high school continues with this update!! 3 people were killed today in a High School massacre!! Two of them were the gunmen..... BREAKING NEWS, the high school student is wounded but in stable condition but the two gunmen are dead in this 'HIGH SCHOOL MASSACRE'!! More to follow...I hope our breaking news helped to 'over deathtimate' the death count so it sounded a lot larger of a number that had died and more of a tragedy to all of you reality fucking morons out there!!
by Florida Sunshine November 15, 2009
by X_Stoner.Shorty_X March 12, 2021
Noun- In anticipation of an important social event (IE- party, wedding, taking a new profile picture, etc) the generic douche bag spends an impressive amount of time grooming his or herself, covering their locks with an unending mixture of hair gel, hairspray or styling mousse in an attempt to get the perfect look, only to become increasingly frustrated with their failure and have to wash their scalp thoroughly and start from scratch.
Person 1: "Jesus bro, I've been waiting in the car for forty-five minutes, how long does it take for you to get ready?"
Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.
Bobby: "Gimme a break man, I've got to look bitchin' tonight. I've just screwed up my 'do for again, I'm gonna have to have another hairdo-over and get it right.
by Tomstoppable September 20, 2011
Performing analingus on someone’s fartbox with an extended, flat tongue repeatedly swiping over the sphincter. With a swipe over, there is no tongue punching or penetration into the orifice.
The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
The swipe over action is akin to a fat kid licking a melting ice cream cone on a hot summer day.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
A hairstyle worn by men who are balding in the middle of their head. The hair is grown long on one side of the head, and then combed over the bald spot and sprayed stiff, to cover up the bald spot.
by Jannine December 26, 2003
having characteristics of that which has high capacitation
1. "yo bitch, yo titties is over-capacitatin' my face!"
2. "the party is getting a little over-capacitated, so you should get the fuck out"
3. "get over here and over-capacitate my face with yo titties bitch"
2. "the party is getting a little over-capacitated, so you should get the fuck out"
3. "get over here and over-capacitate my face with yo titties bitch"
by stryphrev January 22, 2009
Insead of saying, "I'm gonna take a dump" Joe was over descriptive and said, "I'm gonna sit on a block of porcelin and let a huge, brown chunk slide out of my ass and into a lake of previously-white water, turning it into a swamp of organic toxic waste."
by Katsu Moriyama May 06, 2003