Rob Zombie Flavor Index

Used to measure the calorie account of someone’s dick.

Yeah man, my dick has 1/4 the calories of a mature female raccoon! I found it out using the Rob Zombie Flavor Index!

by Robin Zomborg December 11, 2021

Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023

Ambient Weed Index

Ambient Weed Index (AWI) is a scaled value between 0 and 10 associated with the level of marijuana smoke detected by the observer. A zero AWI would indicate no marijuana smoke and a 10 AWI would be reported from inside a small space such as the dressing room at a concert or inside of a parked car. It should be reported along with location and wind direction.

Yo, on my way to Shazam’s party the other night the Ambient Weed Index (AWI) was spikin’ toward 10. And I was still a block away!! I hope somebody warned the neighbors downwind.

Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.

by Beachinwesty December 23, 2023

McKinley-Sugar Index

A method for decision making in parties of 2 or more that maximizes the enjoyment for the collective party.

The McKinley-Sugar Index utilizes a simple -10 to 10 scale that each party member is asked to assign a value between -10 to 10 to. For each individual, an answer of -10 indicates maximum negation and an answer of +10 indicates maximum affirmation. The resulting sum of all responses is used to decide on the topic at hand.

Jason: How does everyone feel on the McKinley-Sugar Index about pizza tonight?

Sam: I'm a 3

John: I'm a 7
Laura: I'm a -5

Jason: Great, I'm a -1 on pizza, so our sum is 4. Looks like we're getting pizza tonight!

by luiswu January 15, 2024

Constant of Integration

cunt

I'm serving cunt right now.
I'm feeling cunt today.
Constant of Integration is super cunt!

by Vocab Whore February 7, 2024

Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare

A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.

Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)

by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023

a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going

1. V. When a person spends an insane amount of time in the restroom, such as 2 hours
2. V. When a person is constantly going back and forth to and from the restroom, shitting every time they are in
3. N. In short, diahrrea

My guy, that is a profound and inexcusable amount of bathroom-going you're doing. I don't fucking care if you can't stop shitting, do it outside so you're not the only one in there shitting.

by I make words it is fun April 26, 2024