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5.17 inches

Person 1: my penis is 5.17 inches
Person 2: yea thats average
by Sbeveman20 January 25, 2025
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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1 inch willie

A very small penis. Normally a sarcastic term for a small penis, not literally a 1 incher.
I heard Mitchell has a 1 inch Willie.
by Willie Dong March 30, 2016
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One inch pinch

A pinch were you pinch one inch of thier skin
I am going to one inch pinch you if you dont be quiet now
by Holmie G November 17, 2014
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Grow an inch

When Zara told oliver to grow an inch it was gross.
by Trollfaceliver July 10, 2021
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Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger
The optical inch makes nudes more impressive
by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020
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