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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut
by Peanut June 10, 2004
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3/16th 8 inch beam

The term "3/16th 8 inch beam" doesn't even have to refer to a beam thats 3/16th of an inch and 8 inches long. It simply refers to the most important part of any type of project.
"Hey John, go get the 3/16th 8 inch beam from the back of the truck" (In this case John is going to go get the most important part of the sink he is installing, the sink drain.)
by Knotgod July 3, 2025
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15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.
Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2025
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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1.5 inch theorem

Jar can have an 8 inch dick on good day due to the 1.5 inch theorem.
by Truthman8inch December 7, 2025
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One inch, One second

To nut within a second of the moment of contact.
My girlfriend just One inch, One second'd me, I'm feeling nervous right now..
by Cerin Kagan January 11, 2026
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One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.
''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''
by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021
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