Jarred

smallest penis around , Can crank in Fortnite , has boat , 2014 Honda civic , suck a Njoy pod down in a hour , can get you a pizza delivered in 30 mins or less , can build a pc , dates girls and turns them fully lesbian after ( i count 4 ) , has a cat , owns fish , plays baseball and basketball , actually turns out he can read and he's not from the vine , accidentally got 2 fucking r's .

good person doesn't shoot any places up

ayo that that nigga named jarred

by madszerox December 14, 2021

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wild jars

Wild jars.....

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GOOD GOD LOOK AT THOSE WILD JARS!!!!

by OH GOD HELP ME May 23, 2018

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Mason jar molly

Mason jar Molly is a very presentable and educated adult woman 👩 who is very rich.
Little does the public know that she really makes her money farting into Mason jars and selling them to perverts on the dark web.

Mason jar Molly is bottling and storing her farts in mason jars for significant financial gain!!

by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025

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jar

What shouldn't be shoved into your rectum.

Have you seen 1 man 1 jar the jar breaks in his ass!

by Prostate Exam June 26, 2014

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jars my liver

When I was growing up this was a popular phrase in my neighborhood which actually had dual meanings. The first was to annoy or bother someone deliberately, for example, sibling interactions. The second definition was to be physically shaken up. It can also be modified in various ways to suit the situation including jar, jarring, or jarred.

Child: Johnny took my action figure!
Mother: John! Stop jarring his liver!

Friend 1: Do you want to go on the roller coaster?

Friend 2: No thanks, that ride really jars my liver.

by phillyphemale78 October 20, 2020

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