I woke up my brother with a tainted salami.
by Michael Megyery June 07, 2006
by Deeznuts Bitch February 24, 2004
to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.
Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.
by Master Cornhole Blaster March 28, 2009
taint smell is the intoxicating, cock-stiffening aroma of the area between a guy's asshole and his nutsack.
by USAF Cadet July 21, 2021
A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.
by CGJohnMack November 29, 2005
A taint rider is profoundly a situational situation of glorified middle ground between a ball teh sackzor and anal cave of doom. When a taint is exposed in the afformentioned handstand, a taint rider can be performed. See the example.
To do Taint Rider:
1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.
1. Do a basic hand stand.
2. Splits in the air.
3. Take a term paper from your cousins high school and give subject a paper cut.
4. Pour Texas Pete brand hot sauce on the wound.
5. Place a lima bean on the paper cut.
6. Obtain a 20 pound sledge hammer and hit the lima bean until dead lima bean is expose.
by TexasPeterTatert December 28, 2008
A successful taint smacker is one who smacks a girls taint with his ball-sack so hard during intercourse it causes her taint to bleed out leading to an infection which causes swelling and build up, creating a taint monster. Be careful because taint monsters are notorious for also being taint smackers by smacking taints during sex in order to reproduce more taint monsters.
Linda- "Damnit Johnny, you know how i know that you are a dirty taint smacker."
Johnny- "No, Linda how."
Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."
Johnny- "No, Linda how."
Linda- "Because I woke up this morning with a little taint monster."
by yahlay-illy August 02, 2010