Mission car

A very shitty old beater car that is disposable, unregistered and uninsured that one would use to conduct 'missions' in, such as egging someone's house or conducting paintball drivebys. Once said 'mission' is over, the mission car is to be driven into a lake and abandoned.
We dumped our mission car into the lake after we lost the cops that were on to us.
by Atomini December 01, 2010
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patchwork car

An automobile comprised of the parts of many different automobiles, generally crappy old beater parts from junk yards and such. They will often be different colors, such as a red body with a blue hood, white door and green bumper. Often has parts on it that still need to be fixed (such as broken tailights, missing mirrors, etc.) Operator of said vehicle is usually poor at driving, at best.
Me: Whoah, Meg check out that patchwork car!

Meg: Sure is hideous! And that driver is poor, at best!
by Miss Tina Marie January 24, 2007
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car stuffing

fitting more than the number of intended passengers in a small car (may include 1 or more people riding in the trunk and driving in circles to confuse them)
hey i need a ride
okay but I'm already taking 6 people
whoooo car stuffing
by tri-stand da B0$$ August 30, 2012
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Car train

When a bunch of cars get stuck behind one slow moving car on a one lane road, the resulting pile up is called a car train.
Person 1: Hey we're making good time, we should be there in one hour!

Person 2: Fuck, there's a car train with ten cars up ahead.

Person 1: Shit, now it's going to be two hours -_-
by linkage1992 January 21, 2012
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car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.
Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!
by Laine La Vain March 12, 2011
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Plumber of Cars

Ethan. Master of cunfusion. Origins unknown
by Monkeymatt October 24, 2023
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Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars
by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021
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