Detroit Discount

1. Stealing an item from any retail location (generally theft under a thousand dollars), and barely getting away with it or being caught in the process. Arrest generally ensues.

Derek: So how did Daquan get that new TV for his friends?
Andrew: Oh he got it with a Detroit Discount.

by PriestOfChinChin October 14, 2017

Detroit

Where white hipsters go to die.

Hipsters: You know what ? I'm sick and tired of living in LA! I'm going to go help reconstruct Detroit's economy by opening a local coffee shop that only serves organic, fair trade coffee and sell local, local, organic, gluten free pastries! I'm then going to tell all my friends how I'm saving the city!

by herpasaurus rex September 23, 2016

Detroit

They took the description

You can't have shit in Detroit

by Some random human that exists August 18, 2022

Detroit Dripline

A depraved act where, during aggressive doggy-style action, one partner uses a punctured condom filled with warm mayonnaise or Greek yogurt and lets it slowly leak mid-thrust, creating a steady “dripline” down the thighs, floor, or partner’s lower back, purely for visual horror and dramatic effect. Often accompanied by heavy breathing and a whisper of “Motor City, baby.”

Can also be accompanied by the 8 Mile Upgrade.

“She said she was into freaky stuff, but I wasn’t ready for a full-on Detroit Dripline. I had to bleach the mattress and my soul.”

by TurdNugget26 July 14, 2025

Detroit Mud Slide

The act of defecting down a partners face and then giving them head, while eating your own feces.

Let me give you a Detroit Mud Slide tonight. 🤭🤭

by nendnsnnsnsmoasisujshqywuidnen July 13, 2025

Detroit Red Wings

Theeeee best team in any sport to ever play in the world, better than the leafs and the bruins. TOGETHER!!!

the Detroit Red Wings are the best NHL team ever!

by hd834yrg0boqcnu October 9, 2020

Detroit

A major city in the Midwest state of Michigan. Automobiles are built there...and there's a lot of nightlife.

"What should we do when we get to Detroit?"
"Lets get fucked up at the casino 'til 8:00 pm. Then after that, we could cruise around and try to find a hooker."

by CBinion91 May 18, 2020