The only two words a legend has to say to send shivers down your entire spine. Synonymous with Michael Jordan's return to Basketball in 1995, after 13 months of playing Baseball.
Eg.
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"
by Goofed_Chad July 29, 2020
Get the I'm Backmug. 
"I'm soft" may refer to these definitions:
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"Soft" as in more emotional, less violent, and more stereotypically "weak".
Or: "I'm soft" as a metaphor for "deflating" and feeling the cuddly feelings associated with soft objects. This is used more as a phrase rather than the word "soft" being the focal point. When "I'm soft" is used in isolation, it usually means the person feels nice, usually after experiencing something heartwarming, cute, wholesome, etc.
Or:
Soft pp.
"My friends at school say I'm soft.. is that a bad thing?"
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
"God, I cuddled so many cute animals today, I'm soft."
"Cazzo- I'm soft. Now I can't jack off for a couple minutes."
by TheBlandCharlie November 2, 2020
Get the I'm softmug. When a teacher can't stand students' behavior during class, so they say this to solve it. Usually, this is a failed tactic.
by Research.nett November 5, 2019
Get the i'm waitingmug. by phillip roman April 26, 2004
Get the I'm over itmug. 1.) To be extremely gorgeous.
2.) Saying used sarcastically when someone is ugly, or fat.
3.) To be used at the end of almost every sentence.
2.) Saying used sarcastically when someone is ugly, or fat.
3.) To be used at the end of almost every sentence.
1.) That girls is so beautiful. She must say "I'm a model" everyday.
2.) Oh jeeze, this picture is so ugly. "I'm a model!"
3.)"dude, WTF were you thinking?" "I'm a model!"
2.) Oh jeeze, this picture is so ugly. "I'm a model!"
3.)"dude, WTF were you thinking?" "I'm a model!"
by xHollyBetchx January 11, 2009
Get the I'm a Modelmug. by Bobloblawblah August 3, 2019
Get the I'm tiredmug.