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holidays

wtf are these holidays. Christmas, some old, fat, drunk man giving you toys. Easter, some random ass bunny gives you eggs. Halloween, walking around at night taking candy from strangers
yes its halloween!

noooooooooooo!!!!! i hate Holidays!!!!
by big_boi_now March 17, 2021
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Pre-Holiday Movie

These are the movies that are released from the middle of October to about the middle of November, just before the holiday movie season. They may have some elements of being a holiday movie (slim but potential Oscar nomination, somewhat epic, drama, romantic comedy) but are usually not the major draw that the holiday blockbusters are. These are frequently horror movies to capitalize on Halloween.
The pre-holiday movies serve Hollywood by advertising the holiday blockbusters.
by New English October 12, 2010
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Holiday Hamhole

holiday ham hole: when u eat ham out of ur sexual partner's asshole, then glaze their ass with honey mustard
A: Dude! I took that bitch home last night and had some Holiday Hamhole! That shit was nasty bro!

B: Holy fuck! I bet ur sheets are nasty huh?!
by Holidayham69 April 22, 2022
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Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.
Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.
Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?
by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025
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9/11 holiday

what a specials yearly event,

i wish we would do it again

imagine if it happened again

can't wait
i can't wait to celebrate 9/11 holiday month
by Bluefordcansoloall May 1, 2023
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