business hipster

A person who over values businesses that go against mainstream trends, thought and opinion. See also: Jon Passmore.

You prefer graphene businesses to tried-and-tested engineering businesses? You're such a business hipster.

by fxrge April 26, 2022

The bearded hipster

When you squirt ranch up a guys ass then he farts it back into your newly acquired beard.

after listening to a Mumford and sons album album brad coaxed his friend into shoving hidden valley up his arse only to have it end up in his new facial hair. The bearded hipster.

by Fred the babykiller February 12, 2015

hipspanic

a hispanic hipster. Usually found every other saturday night at nacoteque, at fontanas, NYC.

This room is full of hipspanics!

by LJDriggs April 3, 2009

Hippycrite

Any person who is "all" for the environment and green movement while driving a hummer, having campfires, eating meat, wearing leather, and just making lots of pollution.

Al Gore is all for a "green world" yet he has a huge house, a huge suv, and is totally fat. He is a big fat hippycrite.

by thefifinator August 20, 2010

hipster

a male or female that feels all attention should be directed at him/her. He wears ridiculous clothing that screams "Look at me!" The males often hit on girls that have boyfriends relentlessly until they get their way. In other words, hipsters are girlfriend stealers. They also listen to alternative music. Only. They are perhaps the most closed-minded beings on the face of the earth. When standing in a group they are usually the most obnoxious and loud ones there. Often, a hipster plays a musical instrument. But they only play the songs that are alternative (naturally). If a song is released by their favorite band and becomes popular, they refuse to listen to it because everyone else is. The common word for a song like this is mainstream. An antonym for mainstream is underground.

That guy is such a hipster, he gelled his hair to look like a member of his favorite alternative band.

by Uh........... November 23, 2011

Hipster Doodle

Intentionally poor handwritten type, or child like drawings, spawned from the ironic, high-brow and self important counter culture referred to as 'the hipsters'. Predictably used for t-shirt art, album covers of indy bands, quirky movies and TV-shows

The handwritten type used for the movie "Where the wild things are", "Juno" etc.

The child-like or intentionally poor drawings used for bands like "Radiohead", "Animal Collective" etc.

Its all hipster doodle.

by Lap Flounder June 29, 2011

Hipster

A person who shows how different and unique they are by looking and acting exactly like everyone else who thinks they're unique or different.

"I wanna be different, so I'm gonna grow a beard, get big glasses, wear ugly sweaters and play in a jam band - so I can be like everyone else who wants to be different!"

"That guy is such a Hipster."

by TheOneAndOnlySHASHA February 26, 2013