hamsterbate

Jacking off to small desert rodents.
www.realhamster.com

Stop hamsterbating on my cage you whore.

by choad May 8, 2003

hamster

another way of saying "pussy" , "twat" , "cunt" and good old vagina

guy1: hey dude where were you last night i was waiting for you in town
guy2: sorry i was busy nailing some girls hamster
guy1: wow was she good
guy2: nah she wouldn't suck on my twong

by mingefringe360 December 29, 2009

hamster

A person who is afflicted with amateur radio disease. Often is delirious and talks in Morse code. Weaves all over the road in a vehicle that looks like a porcupine.

Look at that guy parked in front of that green traffic light and talking to himself. He must be a hamster!

by Willy's Dog Ate Big Plump Turkeys May 10, 2007

hamster

A rodent, expensive food for my German shepherd

I catapulted my hamster over 124 yards.

by Superdude November 18, 2004

Hamstering

A sexual practice which involves being locked away for an extended periods of time and being caressed/played with by the master, who is the so called owner of the hamster.

Jeff needed some thrills, so he went and found a good owner for some hamstering over the summer. What a way to spend a holiday!

by TheOneWhoLurks August 2, 2011

Hamster Nipples

1. Is exactly what it sounds like, but you speak of them like they are something really you want.
2. A word to shout in a public place to throw people off.
3. Something that greatly desired for, and the description sounds like something else.

1. I love those itty bitty Hamster Nipples, they taste so good with gravy.
2. Brian, where in this Wal Mart do they sell Hamster Nipples!
3. Lenna I really like your big Hamster Nipples.

by big_tiger February 22, 2009

Hamster

Term commonly used to describe low class people ie. white trash, nigs, and spics, scurrying about in their pointless, waste of space lives.

Look at all the hamsters at Walmart today!

You wanna go to the mall today and check out all the hamsters?

by Warrior Princess November 10, 2007