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Halo: Reach 

Halo: Reach is a game made by Bungie Studios and was the prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved. It was supposed to be the greatest Halo title, but turned out to be terrible. It broke its own canon many times and introduced many new features that were terrible.
They broke the original Halo gameplay so badly that the golden triangle (guns, grenades, melee) turned into a square made out of moldy turds (Armor abilities, guns, grenade spam, sprint melee).
They removed many features that made what Halo was and removed dual wielding, and the most iconic weapon of Halo: The SMG. The Battle Rifle was also removed and replaced with a new, more overpowered weapon.
Bungie also brought back the health system which made sense, but made grenades way more powerful, without changing them.

The game was overall terrible and only ran for a few weeks off of hype. The game couldn't even hold #1 game on Xbox LIVE for more than a few weeks. Every other Halo game accomplished this for years, and even when they were not #1, they were still pretty high up.

There is a conspiracy where Bungie intentionally made Halo: Reach a bad game because they didn't want the fans to miss them and so 343 Industries could have an easy time winning over the fanbase and selling Halo games by turning Reach into something playable and remaking the first Halo game without changing a thing.
Guy: Halo: Reach is gonna be great!

*Plays Reach*

DEEUUAAUUEGH!!!!1!!11!!1!1
Halo: Reach by SpitShine Tommy November 4, 2011
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A crappy game invented by some geek.
Played by other geeks see its brother, diablo 2 for more geek like games. Sam, tom, and tom h. LOVE halo2 (geeks).
"hey i found a copy of halo 2, wanna burn it?"
halo 2 by GIGGLES March 6, 2005
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The most Uber game in all of gaming History. This game defines "video games". Take it from a Halo 3 player =) .
Guy: Hey dude! Halo 3 came out 2 days ago... i still don't have it.
Me: I got it 20 minutes after it came out... I'm so ashamed of myself. Then again, the line was out the door and about 3 miles down the road. And I got the legendary edition Helmet!
Guy: YOU'RE A FUCKING BRAT.
Me: So? =) Atleast I have Halo 3
*Guy rapidly turns emo over the next 2 days"
Halo 3 by Halo 3 Pwner October 8, 2007

Halo Shroom 

An effect caused by playing to much Halo. You begin to see things moving in the sides of your eyes after long amounts of fast game online gameplay.
"DUDE I see things moving but there not moving, I think I have the Halo Shroom!"
Halo Shroom by Ryan Firth October 23, 2007

halo 194 

One of the many Halo Sequels we're sure to see in the near future,probably out the same season that Call Of Duty:Modern Warfare 256 is released.
Friend:"Hey man,wanna help make a twerk vine?"
You:"Nah man,I'm too busy playing Halo 194.
halo 194 by SilverRants September 16, 2013
A game in which guys who have no life spend hours killing one another.
My boyfriend was supposed to pick me up for our date 3 hours ago! He's probably playing that game Halo 2!
halo 2 by Angry Jess March 2, 2005

Halo twosis 

When you pull an all-nighter of Halo two online and forget to brush your teeth, resulting in bad horrible breath.

Can also be used with halo 3 if you have an X-box 360
Stan and Justin were up all night playing halo two online.

How do you know that?

They have Halo twosis
Halo twosis by Steve Ph December 9, 2008