a grip

a period of two weeks or more

"Say man, I aint seen you in about a grip."

a grip by me you and the rest of us April 27, 2006

Vice Grip 

When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.

We were cuddling last night and I accidentally Vice Gripped him.

Vice Grip by Jestacy June 5, 2014

Get A Grip 

The phrase Dua Lipa replied on twitter when a fan said something about her 'decision' on January of 2018.

"em": sis u broke the new rules
dua: Sis get a grip

Get A Grip by nojokejustkidding January 26, 2018

Grippy-Grip 

West-Coast slang extension of the slang word "Grippy", usually used to enunciate the coolness or sexiness of any said object.

Yo, that Bently is Grippy-Grip!

Grippy-Grip by West-Coaster at heart December 27, 2008

pistol grip 

A masturbation technique where your index finger points out and your thumb sticks up while you jerk off.

I tested out the pistol grip while I was jerking off and I shot my load 6 times. I now have an awesome six-shooter.

pistol grip by DMITCH November 22, 2007

Cock grip 

When a female has a very strong grip during a hand shake. The first thing that runs through your mind is that hand on your cock.

Dude 1: Did you meet the new girl Jenna?
Dude 2: Yep, that is one fine cock grip!
Dude 1: After we shook hands I went to the can a did a real quick pull and blow.
Dude 2: Word.

Cock grip by Moh Yella May 25, 2014

in the grip of the grape 

alcohol intoxicated, drunk, especially if from wine

He left her while she was in the grip of the grape.

in the grip of the grape by The Return of Light Joker June 30, 2008