Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek Lollipop

The Greek lollipop is Lumpy bits located between the sack and the anus including any hemorides.

Kane likes having his Greek lollipop licked.

by Enak’s mum February 29, 2020

Greek soup

A collection of as many Greek letters as possible in a mathematical thesis, intended to give the reader a firm impression of the author being smart, rather than conveying the same information in a more meaningful way. The Greek soup is often found in LaTeX generated pdfs using the Computer Modern typeface.

Oh my, what a beautiful Greek soup! That person must be really clever.

by TheShadowKing May 27, 2018

greek

people that tend to borrw more stuff than they can return

or a person that comes from greece

1) Germany: Gimme back my money

Greek: *runs*

Germany: Why are you runnin

2) I come from greece thus i'm greek

by SoCratesTheCook June 1, 2017

Greek Head

1. A person who is overly obsessed with Greek Mythology.
2. A person who is overly obsessed with being in a fraternity or sorority.
3. Getting a blowjob by a Greek person.

"Dave! I know Percy Jackson is a good movie but stop being such a Greek Head!"

by nktrotty July 12, 2017

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012

GREEK TRAP

A piece of shit that doesn't deserve to be called music. But is quite easy to perform because it doesn't require skills , just loud noises and flex. MORE simply another definition of cancer

1: Man ,why do you get 0 BITCHES

2: I actually don't know

1: Wait a minute ,what is your favorite type of music ?
2: GREEK TRAP
1: Everything makes sense now

by smalldicklover September 10, 2023