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Goober

Usually a "goober" is a safety director at a manufacturing company.
Normally, they go by the name of Mike and love Milky Ways.
Give the goober a milky way and he will calm down.
by SAFETY123 January 3, 2017
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Goober

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Goober

"He is such a goober"
by Ieatcheesealot August 26, 2022
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Goober Male

An individual with all of the same exact traits of a sigma male, except they are very silly in nature; even when they are serious, they don't fail to be a goober.
Despite Xavier's independent and strong nature as a sigma, he is still a Goober Male regardless.
by Mr.Real69 April 19, 2023
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Goofy Goobered

The act of getting your dick pics leaked online
Dude, Lane got goofy goobered last weekend!
by Stinky Melodica October 19, 2017
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Goober Nut

A combination of someone that is a Goober and a Nut.
-Brenna is such a Goober.

-Nah, she's more of a Nut.

-Touche', She's a Goober Nut.
by SmallDickMcgee July 27, 2022
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