Butt Putt Golf

When a person spreads their ass cheeks apart and another person putts a golf ball into their ass.

Dude last night I scored three Eagles and a hole in one last night in Butt Putt Golf!

by Macgh4 December 20, 2013

Golf Clap

A Sexually Transmitted Disease afflicting overpaid golfers located primarily on the scrotum. (See: Tiger Woods)

Man, I got so much skank ass this past weekend in vegas I think I'm coming down with the Golf Clap. I can't stop scratching my balls!

by Butt Rustler October 22, 2010

golf course

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.

"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

golf

a country in irak with the ww3 on and stuff

"I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein during the gulf war."

by Jeorge "of the jungel" Boosh April 9, 2005

Golf Dads/Bowling Dads

Poor ignorant sods that like talking about boring shit and often say things like "Did you hear the one about the you-know-who?" or "shucks". Men who think all woman are are cute and have no other purpose besides to cook. Deds that ignore their kids and often go on "disability" so they wont have to pay child support and can go on with there wonderful and careless lives. Men who are too weak to kill themselves but everyone wishes they would.

what Bush would be if he hadn't taken the job of another dumbass for president

by nicole August 23, 2004

urban golfing

golfing in any urban or city area. must have a minimum of 3 people and 3 different clubs (ex: driver, 9 iron, putter) each player can only carry one club. the objective is to play golf but you make whatever you want a hole and play where the ball lands, even if it means a flower garden, a car hood or even a roof.

p.s.
avoid police and home owners at all times
try to be liek arnold and tiger, just dont sleep with 30 women if your married lol

Joe along with the drive put a nice dent into the pickup truck on the third hole aka Ms. Roses flower garden while urban golfing last Sunday, not everyone is tiger or arnold!

by urbansprinter April 10, 2010

the golf ball

a muscle on your bicept resembling a golf ball

damn bro, u got a huge golf ball

by nick F May 13, 2005