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Drive By Glazing

When you are masturbating and are borderline the climax point, and then you run into your friends, girlfriend, or complete strangers room, bedroom, or where they are hanging out. You then proceed to bust an enormous "man juice" load onto them, preferably precisely hitting the bulls eye face cum shot. Best results are obtained by finding someone asleep allowing for the possibility of performing the horrendous but satisfying act, in a surprise attack. The next best choice for anyone willing to do this, is to run like hell, completing the "Drive By Glazing".
Bro: Yo man, I totally snuck up on your girl and busted a huge semen load in her face.

Dude: Im gonna beat your ass, you totally violated her with a drive by glazing.
by Honeybager5933 December 27, 2011
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Boston Cream Glaze

I'm gonna give you a Boston cream glaze if don't shut the fuck up
by GarfieldFan89 April 13, 2024
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Fammy Glaze

A beautiful human being inside and out, blessed with so many talents, bubbly, has a great sense of humor, very lovable. She can be emotional at times and fierce most of the times. She is protective especially to her friends, quite deadly too so don't tryna mess up with her family. Loves Boy Band and very energetic dramatic fan girl. Has the potential to bleed your ears and make your heart beat fast so be careful boys you might end up falling for her. She can be childish but matured enough to handle serious situations. She deserve to be love so please don't you dare break her heart.
No one: Fammy Glaze!!!
Her: STOP MEEEE!!!
by sixuoeirdA November 23, 2021
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Hate-Glazing

When a person hates or dislikes someone else so much that they quite literally cannot get the other person out of their mouth and keep hating on that one person specifically
"Dude I fucking hate The Beatles they're so overrated"

"Dude, why on gods green earth have you been hate-glazing them since 3 months ago."
by Phat Stack Bohner January 3, 2025
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glazing

an advanced sexual act where a man cums in his hand and proceeds to slather his cum on his partners body in order to resemble a glazed donut
My boyfriend loves glazing me. Sometimes he brings sprinkles to bed so he can sprinkle them on me when he's done
by bowlbo February 12, 2020
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Glazing

Get your man’s he is glazing me right nown
by Glazer boys July 31, 2023
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Glazed pork sword

When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
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