german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

german kill

when you get kneed in the butt and then pushed down

dude I did faceplant after i got german killed

by D whoa March 25, 2010

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018