fork

a combination of the verbs to fuck and to pork. either way it means the same thing, bone dancing.

i'm a man's man, a real stone cold player from the old school. p.s. i forked your sister

by tyler"thebulldog"hernandez November 17, 2006

Cunt Fork

The cunt fork is an activity, wherby an individual jams a fork in their Cunt. Great fun

"Ow, i'm so lonely and bored. That fork sure looks shiny, maybe i'll jam it in my cunt."
"hey sweety, can i cunt fork you"

by nucc August 1, 2007

Fork

A less obscene way to say fuck. Also it confuses people. I mean who the hell says fork for no reason?

"Hah, nice job on your driving test."
"FORK YOU!"

by BRizzle March 10, 2004

forny

fucking horny...like fugly but stupider haha

damnnn, I'm so forny...I could hump a pillow right about now...

by Ivanna Humpalot~~ February 6, 2006

forktard

Common slang for forklift operators in industry but also refers to single minded, driven workers moving up in a corporation.
Same type useage as sporktard though more generalized.

Vice-president Johnson is a real forktard. He will make president in no time.

The forktard was tired after a long, hard day.

by John Johnson Smith November 26, 2006

Forked The Lawn

Doing something really stupid and pointless that some morons think is really fucking funny

"Putting forks on the lawn of the school for our senior prank was really a grwat move moron. You really forked the lawn on this one."

by Ya Dude 2010 May 14, 2010

fork in the brain

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.

I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.

by whimsical_icicle October 20, 2010