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children

oh yeah I had my children at 13 I never went to a party
by fuckingurdadrn May 12, 2021
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Children

Demon spawns that exists through humans
Oh ew.. a demon children
by Bk-Cp1 April 16, 2021
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children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.
Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.
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Children

Children are a pain
I don’t want children because they suck
by AnayahCHILEEE May 1, 2022
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crack for children

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Fortnite
Guy 2: Yeah it’s crack for children
by Fireguy47 August 29, 2018
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Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
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