flexanism

a plural form of flexible

jake: dudee you’re so flexible
kate: hahahaha i have flexanism

by Jakeuh May 9, 2020

Flexism

A noun regarding ones ability/skill of being flexible

“I hope your flexism comes in handy for gymnastics on Tuesday”
“My girlfriend’s flexism is quite enjoyable in bed”

by Tristan Shockley June 2, 2020

flexburn

The sleek incorporation of a self-praising flex into a burn against another.

"I made a passable effort of reading a student's essay and got halfway through until I realized the student wasn't writing in Greek! - flexburn by Guy Davenport - flexing on his ability to read Greek while burning a student's bad handwriting

by alyzaraelynn September 8, 2020

flexibilitics

Sporting events done by people who are flexible doing flexible things with their flexible bodies.

The contortionist won gold medals at the flexibilitics.

by The Blunns November 6, 2020

flexing on anorexics

when you’re taking a shit (because anorexics don’t eat they can’t shit)

man 1: “aye bro call me real quick”

man 2: “for sure dawg hold on i’m flexing on anorexics”

by yalikebawlls May 5, 2021

Flex on Gex

The act of flexing on Gex. May be used to refer to flexing on Gex himself, or applied more broadly to any situation.

I’m gonna Flex on Gex so hard tonight, Jackman’s gonna have to transport me in the ambulance.

by Fagbag jackson December 20, 2021

Flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletrembleness

(verb): It's when you flex so intense people imagine the solar system trembling.

(noun): It's an acronym. Here's what it stands for: ☠︎♏︎❖︎♏︎❒︎ ♑︎□︎■︎■︎♋︎ ♑︎♓︎❖︎♏︎ ⍓︎□︎◆︎ ◆︎◻︎

(verb): Person 1: Yaşfruf just no hit'd sans, while playing Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement with his toes, blindfolded, upside down.
Person 2: Damn he flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletremblenessed didn't he.

(noun): "Bruh that's such a flexibilitationalistingintensifictionalsolaracceleratedparticletrembleness moment."

by Adolf Hitler 0427 May 22, 2022