Flaming Salamander

When you pour kerosene on your dick and light it aflame, then fornicate the ho.

john smith: yo dude, i totally pulled a flaming salamander on pocahontas last night.

meeko: wtf dude i didn't think she could handle it. and how the fuck am i talking?

john smith: ya she didn't even see it coming.

by FuckingMonsterCock December 22, 2009

flaming whore

a really hot sexy whore that deserves to cry

mark: dude that girl just blew me, then bit

derek: wow what a flaming whore

by wowbabe June 6, 2010

Flaming Teddy Roosevelt

Like a combination of the Flaming Dragon and the Teddy Roosevelt, it's where you put hot sauce on the sandpaper.

One guy: hey did you make up with your girlfriend after that big fight you had?
Other guy: no but I gave her a Flaming Teddy Roosevelt instead

by Dreznych December 11, 2010

Flaming Blumpkin

A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.

Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.

by iron_city_ap December 25, 2010

flaming seahorse

a man lies on his back with his legs in the air. he then proceeds to wrap his arms around his legs (grabbing his ankles) and repeatedly thrusting his pelvis upward. this may also be used as a sexual position.

person 1: hey man, have you seen aaron?

person 2: nah, last i heard he's been alone in his room doing the flaming seahorse

person 1: damn...

by b_gambino September 9, 2011

Flaming American

A shot of Bacardi 151 lit on fire and dropped into a cup of Budweiser. Created by rapper Budo. Tested by BIG CHOCOLATE and Grieves. Tastes like burnt hair.

Grieves: "You just gotta pony up and drink that Flaming American".

by ChocolateWasted September 9, 2011

Flamingoat

The idea of being both a Flamingo and a goat. Flamingoats often try speak french but they are rubbish at it.

Or, if a person is a Flamingoat they are often very bad at something.

If someone is a flamingoat they are often a bit dumb and physically challenged.

by Hamo Goatface October 26, 2011