Fake the Funk

(military jargon)To falsely motivate yourself and get the work or exercise at hand.

I just can't get motivated today, so I best fake the funk or enjoy the front leaning rest position.

by John1969 May 9, 2008

Funk

Another way to get away with saying the word "Fuck".

"Hey dude I funked your last night" or "What the funk are you doing".

by Hahn Daddy February 8, 2013

what the funk!

a phrase where you would like to use a more explicit word, yet for whatever reason, you feel it is not the situation, it is against your religion, or you are just making a vain attempt to be funny, where you then realize you cannot, because the only person who can use this phrase to make you laugh is Connor Morgan!

I got a 3 on my math test ?!!
What the Funk!

by C-Mor May 13, 2005

junk in the frunk

Another term for fupa .

She gotta lotta junk in the frunk.

by Bcanz1 November 17, 2022

Funk and Wagnalls

A non-offensive alternative for "fucking...." such as "fucking idiot" or "fucking moron." No need for earmuffs around small children when using this substitute.

Moron: "I know what we should do! Let's go jump off a bridge into the freezing river!"

Friend: "Shut up, Funk and Wagnalls! You trying to get us all killed?!?"

by mockyeah October 28, 2009

funkadelic

1: excessive awesomeness, or abundance/plethora of available funk.

Could be use in the positive or negative connotation.

Positive: That dude's jacket is funkadelic!

Negative: Euugh, Your mom left the bathroom all funkadelic!

by Dedeesunshine July 23, 2009

funk

a) having bad body odor
b) used sometimes as a substitute for the word wordfuck/word

Holy fuck did you smell him? He was funk-ified.

On the edited version of 'Friday', Red told Craig and Smokey "man, that's funked up" after Red got his chain stolen by wordDeebo/word

by Ricky Roma December 27, 2003