fanny cream

The juice that flows out your vagina as you have an orgasm... otherwise called squirting.

'i just emptied my fanny cream on your chest'

by Juicycracks July 2, 2016

Fanny droppings

Children

I gave my wife a birthday card an said she can have her presents when her fanny droppings wake up.

by Emanuel the Spaniel October 22, 2023

Fanny purse

The fanny purse is the one with the responsibility of keistering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, it has to be someone who eats hot dogs through the wrong end

Kolton fullfilled his duties as fanny purse when we had that run in with the state boy last night.

by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

fanny cock

when the axe wound becomes so damaged it starts to resemble a run over cat, pouring pus and jellyfied semen around the badly stacked kebab lips. Blue waffle may also become apparent.

wowsers that fanny cock looks like a bad day in bosnia!

by angrypirate33 June 9, 2016

fanny gag

Definition: Normally, when one finds something disgusting or distasteful one usually will 'gag' in revulsion. If it is something excessively disgusting or distasteful, one's fanny may gag as well.

Example:

"Sorry Miss, I couldn't do my homework last night because I was masturbating furiously"

"NATHAN! Don't make my fanny gag!"

by Cjh February 2, 2018

fanny pulling

Usually used when homosexual people go out on the pull. Can be used with straight men going out to pull girls. General term for lesbians out in a gay bar on the pull!

Rose: where are you going stella?
Stella: Just out with Stoo
Rose: ah i see your going fanny pulling
(stella blushes)!!!!!!!!!!!

by eadybum November 9, 2008

raving fanny

The state of female genitalia after an all night RAVE: vulva sweaty, knickers need to be chiselled off and there is drum and bass echoing out of the 25K sound system in your gash...

Fucking hell! The sound system in Narnia was banging tonight - I have a terrible case of raving fanny but it was totally worth it. I'm going to need to chisel my knickers off when I get home!

by Faun of Plenty April 25, 2017