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a variation of the "teabag," in which an individual get on his or her hands and knees behind a victim. Another individual runs, steps on the downed indviduals back, and jumps forward with their legs spread. As they do this, they yell, causing the victim to turn around in time to take crotch full on to the face. If done correctly, both the jumper and the victim fall to the ground. AKA: "The two man tandum teabag" Originated in Queen City, TX.
"Did you see Jim go off of Steve's back and flying Farmer Brown that guy!? He flew through the air with the greatest of DEEZ!"
by Blue Beacon December 04, 2008
Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.
Kellen: “Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
Jackson: “I know right? Also I thought he was a blonde Raggedy Ann for a second.”
by Johnny Sanders January 22, 2020
The sexual act of inserting an arm into a persons vagina or anus up to the shoulder.Much like a dairy farmer inspecting a cow.
by MightyMehr February 23, 2017
Common term used for both straight and homosexuals. Most commonly referenced as someone who enjoys anal intercourse but on the giving end.
Did you hear that the young man down the street is a log farmer?
You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!
You don't say?! I'd like him to harvest my logs sometime!
by Dr. CAndy Awsomefaces! July 21, 2008
Someone who sells you gold (illegally) in WOW or Diablo III. You give them Money and your password and then they transfer the gold to your account. A week later they hack back into your account and take all your stuff, and then sell it to the next poor sap, thus creating an infinite feedback loop.
by Budthestud May 01, 2013
by Sashaa* December 08, 2009