Eli Hordiner

Straight gassed up mf, straight steal your girl kinda nigga

Eli Hordiner just came to my house and stole my wife

by Pope Chris November 06, 2023

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The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

by VCgess April 14, 2023

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eli mihalevich

Eli is the guy who lives out the country and you really like ! He usually is tall handsome and Russian.
Eli is the guy that’ll break your heart

Girl: omg Eli mihalevich you are breaking my heart pls come back!

by Romslilo November 21, 2021

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Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 06, 2022

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