Eli Pace

Some kid who thinks he's good at the bass but he's really not. I play in this orchestra and he comes down to 'teach' me. The jokes is on him, I play weekly concerts at Carnegie Hall. He comes down and acts all high and mighty. I pretend to be bad at the bass to find the limit of his ignorance.

"Hey Troy can you play an F sharp?"
"Sure, Eli Pace"
*I shudder in disgust*

by xxtroythebassgodxx February 17, 2017

Eli The Unit

He is a salty leg. He plays ps4 in a shack in his backyard. He is 5'6 and has brown curly hair. He is a bad builder. He is a booooooot. He is 1/69th of a unit. He is a tank. He lives in California.

Eli The Unit is a awesome kid

by Eli Rocco Zilber March 7, 2019

Eli de la portilla

amazing person, beautiful girl
gets hurt in love sometimes but gets picked up by true friends
outgoing and fun, kinda shy though

"wow, you look really eli de la portilla tonight"
"calm down, you are being to eli de la portilla"

by sensoshockwave December 6, 2009

Eli Grillo

Eli Grillo is an ultimate beast of a human being. When Eli Grillo walks into the room people are very intimidated because he is very cool that's why he doesn't need friends. On discord, he is known as a person with a very high status on servers such as The Throes Hood and many more. He also has 6 girlfriends because he is so popular but if you are a girl you should DM him and be one of his many more girlfriends.

I would make a move on that girl I have a crush on but I am afraid Eli Grillo will beat me up for trying to steal one of his girls.

by Eli Grillo January 4, 2021

eli owns lauren in koosh

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS LAUREN WHATEVER in koosh.

<3

omg, eli just pwnt lauren in koosh.

by OWNEROFLAURENINKOOSH February 23, 2005

Eli Roth Haters

The term used for people who don't appreciate infamous horror movie director Eli Roth. People that don't understand good shit when they see it and are completely close-minded to new things in horror. People that wish that they were that awesome.

"Hey I hear he's a Eli Roth hater!"

"Well than hes a dick, and wishes he was that awesome!"

"Eli Roth haters don't know what theyre missing"

by Christine Kiba September 25, 2009

Eli Lowell

Is a loser.

Eli Lowell asked ugliest girl out and got rejected.
Eli Lowell picks his nose.

by ELISMELLS October 9, 2011