Easton Soderburger

An Asian kid that's part American and part Jewish.

Has a very hot mom but also at the same time has no friends.

He plays world of warcraft all day and has a very greasy shit forehead.

His forehead is very greasy because he eats hot food all day.

Hey easton Soderburger, what did you do this weekend.
I played world of warcaft and got my glimmering forehead even greasier.

Hey easton wanna come over and party?
Sorry man I gotta do a raid with my guild in world of warcraft.

by John Roslund February 20, 2009

East Hull girl

Dopey woman with little or no intelligence. Shit at badminton & doesn't know the difference between there, their & they're.

East Hull girl - a woman from the east of the city

by Python June 5, 2017

East Cary middle

A school right across from merriwoods were the all the black and hispanic kids go every friday to smoke weed and backwood. A school that has fake gangbangers and females with someone big ass foreheads! A school that has so many fake people were people are used to it! I mean the principle got arrested for stealing a car but nope wcpss just dont give a damn. A school were females dont know how to close their legs and males don't know how to keep their dick in their pants. A school were females don't know how to not smell fishy and males don't know how to take a shower. A SCHOOL FILLED WITH HOES! I mean the education is great but the people there suck!

Janiyah: "My momma is making me go to salem"

Tunisha: "I have to go to east cary"
Janiyah:"Thats sucks, east cary middle is terrible"

by YaFaVs November 18, 2018

Eastmont Football

Big 9 Champs

Best Defense in the state

Better than Wenatchee

We own the Wenatchee Valley
Simply the best

“Yo you heard about Eastmont football “
“Yeah bro they beast asf”

by Unknownauthor2000 March 11, 2019

Joshua Eastly

AKA Beast of the East, this behemoth is capable of biking through sub freezing weather with nothing but a turban and the power of the rising sun. Capable of raising the sun, his consistent resistance against the Decepticons is all that stops the elimination of the human race.

That Joshua Eastly is super buff.

by Kools Toribro April 29, 2010

nfc east

By far the worst division in professional football, if you are a fan of a team in the NFC East then you are most likely suicidal. This division has the Cowboys who believe they’re the best even though they haven’t been good since the 80’s, along with the Eagles who’s players are about as trashy as their fans. There are also the Giants in this division who manage to draft amazing players like OBJ and Saquon Barkley and manage to waste their talent because the coaching is awful and there is no such thing as a good offensive line for this team. Then there is the Washington Football team who doesn’t even have a name and will manage to either have a horrible quarterback in play or destroy the careers of the good ones with the likes of RG3 and Alex Smith. Every year all these teams manage to lose most their games unless they’re the Cowboys only because they’re handed the easiest schedule in the league every season and then get absolutely slammed by a good team in playoffs. These teams would probably lose to some D2 college football teams.

Person 1: Hey do you know who’s leading the NFC East right now ?
Person 2: Does it matter ? They’ll all go 8-8 at best just to be blown out in the first round of playoffs.

by NKADR October 11, 2020

east greenwich

Small town in Rhode Island filled with skinny rich kid drug dealers that don't carry guns, and girls that like to shop & tan.
We want our townies to go back to Cranston, and we beat Barrington's test scores every time.

Those fucking E.G. kids are such elitist bastards.

by madison February 19, 2005