eating pizza

performing oral sex on a girl that has her period

Jerry: Dood, i feel like a vampire!
Terry: Why?
Jerry: I just ate pizza!

by alfi February 26, 2004

cheese-eating surrender monkeys

1. A reasonably entertaining epithet used in the Simpsons to describe the french.
2. Used by a plagiarist, a bore, an asshat, a neoconservative, a douchebag and/or a dickwad, as a weak attempt to appear smart; and an unoriginal way to describe the french.

Hi. I'm an asshat neoconservative dickwad bore. Those french over there are cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Aren't I smart?

by moofmonkey November 25, 2003

paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

eating the fish

The act of providing oral pleasure to a woman. See: Cunnilingus, licking the carpet, washing the beaver, playing the pussy flute, kissing the clam.

Man: I can't believe your girlfriend made us such a killer lunch.

Boyfriend: I think it was to make up for the fact that I ate the fish last night, even though it was seriously rancid.

Man:*thinks about eating the fish* *quiet empathetic gag*

by Justdontask1 June 19, 2014

dog eating hot sausages

the actions of a young lady performing rather vigorous oral sex on a man.

you should have seen her she went down on me like a dog eating hot sausages.

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

eating pineapple

also know as streaking, it is the act of running in the middle of the night completely naaaked : and laughing until pee comes down your leg.

one can do this with a towel tied around your neck, which is suggested, just in case those pesky neighbors come out.


also, it is perfectly fine to do it with other members of the same sex, or if you're feeling andeventurous, invite the opposite sex!

Jim: "Soooo what'd you do last night?"

Sarah: "bitch, i was eating pineapple last night! you missed out!"
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Alex: "Omg, michelle i love you so much lets go have some fun eating pineapple together!"

Michelle: "Ok alex lets do it!"

by schooolisoverrated March 15, 2009

turd eating freak

an insult for a fat man that eats to much and goes to the bathroom often

Bob is so fat that turd eating freak

by Pamula Anderson May 30, 2006