$500 Drunk

When a man of relatively small stature gets so drunk at a club that purchasing a bottle of Captain Morgan for $500 suddenly sounds like a good idea.

Damn buddy, you got $500 drunk last night. I cant believe you would be so stupid.

by BFG12 June 11, 2010

rapin drunk

When a girlfriend or other female gets so drunk she forces her boyfriend to have sex with her regardless of surroundings . Often leading to loud noises, back-scratches and unhappy roommates.

She drank half a bottle of bacardi, then dragged her boyfriend in the room... we knew she was rapin drunk

by 1223455132 May 27, 2010

drunk tight

When you are buzzing. When you are not drunk, but the level of your drunkeness could be described as "tight".

Feeling remarkably with it while intoxicated.

"I was feeling good the other night, you know, I was drunk tight. Not plastered like I am now."

by mandercessknow February 23, 2009

drunk-a-port

To be so drunk that you blackout between the time you leave one place and arrive at another. It is the fastest way of travel while drinking as in your mind you are at one place one second and at another the next.

Marge had a lot to drink that night. He was able to drunk-a-port from the bar to the pizza place.

by dday1313 April 24, 2014

symphony drunk

(adjective)
Describes a state of being in which a person has consumed enough alcohol that they would give raucous applause at the conclusion of a live symphony orchestra performance, but not so much that they could not listen quietly during the performance itself.

tipsy
buzzed

"We went to the rehearsal sober, then got symphony drunk for the performance."

by Liberator Lickpenny May 17, 2014

drunk idol

When you know someone who always guarantees a good laugh for their intoxicated behavior

Goose: Dude, Rudy threw up on that guy's couch last night and in my breakfast this morning.
Phil: Okay he just got nominated as my drunk idol!

by bostonma1234 July 27, 2014

bathroom drunk

The level of drunkenness that has you hugging a toilet puking for ages and eventually passing out on the bathroom floor.

Person 1:"Was Mindy drinking last night?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding? Mate she got bathroom drunk"

by Shevvi November 2, 2014