by GigaNegro September 5, 2016
Get the Komodo Dragon mug.When you take a piss and the one stream splits into a two-headed stream where each head starts attacking the other, spewing piss all over the bathroom.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Most common after a hastily cleaned masturbation.
Last night after I jacked off I needed to urinate, but my dragon stream shot piss all over my girlfriend's rug.
by oneordinarylife February 24, 2009
Get the Dragon Stream mug.When a man forces a girl onto her knees, pulls down his pants, and gets a blowjob. When he is satisfied, he then proceeds to force her open mouth onto his penis, pushing until her lips reach the base in one swift motion. Immediately following this action, the man pulls out his erect penis and bitch slaps her across the cheek.
Person 1: Guess what dude.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.
Person 2: Damn!!!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: When i was getting a blowjob from my bitch yesterday, i ended it with the venus dragon whip.
Person 2: Damn!!!
by the fuckin shit January 15, 2010
Get the venus dragon whip mug.The weirdest looking animal out there. For the love of God it is a dragon with LEAVES on it! Hence, it's extremely self explanitory name. Fun Fact: It can move one eye without moving the other! Gross!
" Well shucky darns! That thing there ain't no coral! It's a Leafy Sea Dragon taking advantage of it's physical adaptation by camoflaging into it's habitat!"
by Mistymuffin8 March 29, 2010
Get the Leafy Sea Dragon mug.A sexual position in which, when having sex with a partner doggystyle, you jackhammer the receiver so hard her head breaks a window, lamp, or other breakable object.
"I was having sex with my boyfriend and he gave me a Jade Dragon. He's coming over to fix my window tomorrow."
by d Kohls August 16, 2008
Get the Jade Dragon mug.Also spelt Dragonhart.
One who's personality traits personify the personality traits of the common Dragon.
Like Lionhearted (a courageous type of person) this means that they are arrogant (but justifiably so) and angry types due to their reptilian nature (see Reptilian Brain).
Not to be confused with Dragonkin. Being Dragonhearted is to do with personality traits, not spiritual beliefs.
Other examples of anthropomorphizing the Heart include: Lionhearted (Courageous), Owlhearted (Intellectual) and Serpenthearted (Selfish).
One who's personality traits personify the personality traits of the common Dragon.
Like Lionhearted (a courageous type of person) this means that they are arrogant (but justifiably so) and angry types due to their reptilian nature (see Reptilian Brain).
Not to be confused with Dragonkin. Being Dragonhearted is to do with personality traits, not spiritual beliefs.
Other examples of anthropomorphizing the Heart include: Lionhearted (Courageous), Owlhearted (Intellectual) and Serpenthearted (Selfish).
by Ollie_Miles December 22, 2008
Get the Dragonheart mug.Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".
We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.
by Teifi August 23, 2009
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