douchebag

a 12 year old boy trying to impress his mother but trapped in a grown man's body.

that douchebag kept winking at my girlfriend while doing his karaoke cover of One Direction.

by cunninglinguistnyc January 14, 2015

Douchebag shirt

A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest

i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt

by Goatish February 1, 2015

douchebag supreme

Someone who through themselves or their progeny has no accomplishments whatsoever, but always has an opinion.

Tim Lankins is a douchebag supreme. Just ask his ex.

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

Douchebag

Someone who owns atleast three snap backs, most of their wardrobe consists of sleeveless shirts and loose fitting jeans, carries sun glasses on their person more times than not and posts more selfies than the average joe, usually consisting of them with their shirt off.

Person 1: Did you see that picture Kyle posted on facebook with his shirt off and the hash tags?
Person 2: Yeah, what a douchebag.

by Your monther August 9, 2015

douchebag

Someone who wears their subglasses backwards in their head

Look at Ben,
He looks like such a douchebag

by Yoooooiiooiiiii August 10, 2015

douchebag

"douchebag" literally derives from the term associated with someone filling a paper bag with feces, either their own or of an animal, and then proceeding to set that bag on fire and leave it on a doorstep of someone's house who is deserving of such a gift.

If the term "douchebag" is said ABOUT a person it is the equivalent of calling them a flaming bag of poop.

"Ben is a total douchebag for hitting on Samantha when he knows I wanted that hot mess."

by sirieht December 17, 2015

Douchebag

A guy who is fucking a girl you want to fuck, but can't.

I can't believe Sandra is still with that douchebag!

by Count Frolic April 29, 2016