When a woman of breeding age finds out that she will be serving an extended prison sentence which will render her infertile by her release date, yet she still wishes to reproduce, she will endeavor to have a door baby.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
This is done by coercing a male donor to ejaculate into a small, tubular receptacle, usually a toothpaste tube. The tube is then smuggled into the cell via a food tray. The most common way to do this is by placing it within a hamburger bun at feed time.
The prospective mother will then insert the tube into her vagina and squeeze. Thus, with any luck, the miracle of life will occur.
by OB-GYN kanobe November 30, 2009
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This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
This is the action of waiting outside of someone's base until they come out their door, then you kill them when they least expect it.
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Guy 1: Who is Josh going on a date with?
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
Guy 2: Girl named Olivia.
Guy 1: How does he know her?
Guy 2: She is his ex-door neighbour.
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Shaniqua: "So basically yeah, you know Tyrone? Yeah he threw me on the bed when we was gettin' freaky yeah and slid in all Snake like a Back-Door Bandit fam and he was sweatin' and wheezin' all over me yeah you get me?"
Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
Denise: Yeah bitch i get'ch you
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Get the Four Door Porsche mug.1) A devious ploy, which involves trickery and the element of surprise. (The most literal definition is inserting your P into a girls A instead of her V)
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application
2) Any situation with your friends where you come from seemingly nowhere to surprise them
*similar concept to a back door cut in basketball... but with more real world application
jeez, i was gonna hook up with cait, had that shit all set up, and then u run the back door sneak on me?!?" "sorry bro, im sure she'll still fuck you too
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