drunkbooking

Posting on FaceBook while intoxicated. A post one wouldn't normally place unless uninhibited due to consumption of intoxicating substances

"This bitch is hot", something I posted while drunkbooking, to the HR manager's FB page.

by b1gredrandy March 22, 2009

drunk text

A modern derivative of its cousin, the drunk dial, this involves sending text messages via cell phone to friends, girlfriends, sluts, just friends, etc., usually while in a drunken stupor.

Typically it is used on a desired member of the opposite sex, that is normally not desired during sober hours. This lame attempt to arrange a booty call results from the cowardice of the drunk texter, who fears actually making the drunk dial.

That grease monkey sends her drunk text every weekend at 2am.

by DougCrow January 4, 2006

Man drunk

when a girl is really drunk, falling over and making a fool of herself, in the way a man would get drunk

How drunk was sarah last night

Yeah dude, she was man drunk i dont think she can hold her booze.

by waldo38 October 16, 2008

Defunker

another clothing site that now dominates the ads on urban dictionary. Very similar to busted tees and sinful shirts. Defunker sells a bunch of shirts that aren't funny without an explanation or commentary. All of their models are probably supposed to look like "everyday" people, but are just plain stupid.

The model the new ads for Defunker on Urban Dictionary's face makes me sick.

by brian December 3, 2005

drunk as potatoes

Being so incredibly drunk, you can't even think of how to describe it. So you pick a random object to relate it to.

"I'm drunk as potatoes!!"

by CanadianMenace January 27, 2009

drunk in love

To have a huge crush on someone every time you get drunk. Sober you would never speak of it but when drunk it is all you want to talk about.

"I love Hannah!"

"You told me that yesterday when you were drunk too"

"But she is so hot!!"

"Dude you are just drunk in love with her."

by Bodog56 December 18, 2008

stupid drunk

One who acts like a complete ass and is a constant burden to his friends after drinking cheap homeless man booze. Also has the same characteristic of a cheese dick.

Hey joey stop being a stupid drunk.

by sardonica July 30, 2008