DILF

it can also be a dude,popular among girl sufers and high school chicks

That guy is a total DILF!

by natalie July 16, 2003

daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

All other definitions on this page.

by JAWZ August 4, 2005

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018

dailyfangirl

A really cool person that own the Komaeda server

Person1: hey you know Dailyfangirl?
person2: yeah why?
person1: she got banned alot of times on tiktok
person2: ha!! shes a fucking noob

by HajimeHinhottie March 9, 2022

Mistake Daily

An common second name for the Cal Poly daily newspaper

Did you see how they messed up the map of the Middle East in the Mistake Daily today?

by Bungalow Bill October 15, 2001

dilf

chance perez. a contestant on ABC's boyband who is a father to his two year old daughter, Brooklyn. extremely attractive, nice, and an all around daddy. was an emt so dad material. also brings snacks to rehearsal for boyband for everyone.

person 1: ugh that guy is so hot! and he has a kid! such a dilf
person 2: you mean a chance perez?

by kendelq July 30, 2017

Mizkif Daily

A very cool Instagram account for the mizkids. Everyone and they're grandma loves it!

David: "Gee, I sure love Mizkif!"
Antoine: "If you love Mizkif, you should follow mizkif daily on Instagram!"

by tousens November 23, 2021