Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
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A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
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"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
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Danger shag.....Basically you get a bird in bed (prefrably of the african/african american sort) and you go to her house and proceed with natures intention of pile driving making as MUCH noise as possible while the father's downstairs.....when you're close to the end of your stamina bar you shout said fathers name and have to finish and tidy yourself and the surroundings up before the behemoth makes it upstairs and (pardon my french) fucks you up from the inside out
by ApprenticedEmporor October 28, 2010
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Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".
The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".
The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"
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