twinkie crotch

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

by Joughie April 10, 2008

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz March 11, 2014

Davey crotch it

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008

Thunder Crotch

A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder)

"I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch"

by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009

crotch stain

A stain of the general area of the crotch.

"hey Nick you have a crotch stain"
"Thanks Raftis I know. Thanks for noticing tho."

by N. Raftis December 10, 2007

crotch-kicker

a person who kicks a person (or people) in the crotch (yeah, that area)

Person#1: OMG did you see _______ get kicked in the crotch?

Person#2: Yeah, what a crotch-kicker.

by Stupid-defs February 02, 2009

crotch dough

The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.

"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"

by SJGUY15 January 19, 2014