creeping wheebies

creeping wheebies is the feeling you get when someone eats off a Emergency room floor.

I saw Beavis's mom eat a pill off the ER floor giving me a case of the creeping wheebies.

by goatpharmer May 11, 2010

Creep Mobber

One who does a weird or awkward action continually with out realization.

That girl is a creep mobber, the last few days she's gradually been moving her seat to where mine is.

by XRFH March 18, 2009

THE DEEP CREEP

creeping on your facebook friends' friends' friends'. That's 3 levels of creeping.

"I just creeped on my girlfriends best friends boyfriend and he is a shitty rapper."

"Wow, that is THE DEEP CREEP!"

by rooster cogburn April 29, 2012

sleep creep

A dude who sends you pics from bed, usually trying to look sleepy and sexy at the same time, but it turns out creepy.

"Uuuugggghhh he sent me a pic of him in bed trying to look sexy and he just looked sleepy and creepy as fuck."
"Like a sleep creep?"
"Yes, exactly like that."

by lepoot March 11, 2015

feature creep

what Mark CIO cries for in his sleep. Sees it as a good thing not as a bad.

Letting the dozy clients add more work without extending the deadline.

Mark won't do anything about all this feature creep, it's like getting 1,000 cold henrys!

by Marks [MoMo] July 9, 2004

red light creeping

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

Cum Creep

A woman who will do absolutely anything for a shag

'ello darlin fancy a bit of 'ows yer farver???

by Freddy the fingerer July 17, 2003