Ex...That short red headed "Crab Racker" hoe, The One that walks up and down pierce street, all day, looking for money, so she can drop off more crab racking mother fuckers just called me again for the tenth time this week.
by hooootie hooootie whooo September 3, 2012
Get the Crab Rackermug. When you lay a girl on her back, hold her legs up by the ankles and push her legs away from each other with great force until you can hear her hips crack.
by Chito_dh November 18, 2009
Get the Crab Legsmug. where a single person, lies in bed, passes gas and then pulls the covers over ones own head to enjoy thier own essence. this is normally called a dutch oven when enjoyed by a pair.
after eating that bean burrito, my thunder was rolling...i was lying in bed and tooted, then i pulled the covers over my head and pretended to be a hermit crab.
by MRSKQ August 8, 2009
Get the HERMIT CRABmug. 1) A time during summer when certain seafood eateries start selling crabs to buyers in mass quantities; crabs are usually steamed and dipped in butter.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.
2) Whenever a MILF/whore/hooker is infested with crabs.
1) Phil: Let's go to crab fest at the restaurant down the street!
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...
Susie: I love crabs!
2) Bill: Dude, your mom is a total crab fest. I'd tap that.
Tanner: ...That's nasty...
by godzirrallama111 July 14, 2010
Get the Crab Festmug. n. - a type of "medicine", otherwise known as a Razor, used to shave your pubic hairs to get rid of your krabs for a short period of time
by Tattoo May 23, 2007
Get the Crabs 'a' Waymug. Crab dangle is when you make the stance like a crab, and walk like a crab over the girls face.. Thus made thou crab danglin
by Crabdangler6969 what is 69 June 17, 2014
Get the crab danglemug. by Mandy Kathleen November 23, 2011
Get the Nigger Crabsmug.