Coons age

Coons age
I have not seen you in a coons age
by 381jm October 01, 2020
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Coon Burger

When one goes to Africa, rapes then kills a dirty, useless, stinky blacman (or woman) (or child) (or a peice of shit laying on the floor) and places it inside a lovely buttered slice of bread.
AL-en; "I fancy a beef burger. Go to McDonalds and buy me one, Failure Schon!"

*fourteen days later*

*Failure throws a black man on the floor*

AL-en; "What the shit?! I asked for a beef burger, not a coon burger you cunt!"

*AL-en rapes Failure til his arse turns to the same colour as Liverpool FC's home kit*

THE END.
by AL-en Demp-C November 10, 2010
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Coon Hunting

"Hey, Wanna go coon hunting?"
"Yea Man! I thought I saw some chick on the corner when I was driving here!"
by HoHoHoHope February 01, 2009
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coon cat

A young child from freeport, me who ate some toast, used to be small, but now hes real tall. He is also known as cooonnnnooorrrr
coon cat lifted the puck at buscuit so GIDDY OOHHH GIDDY tought him a lesson
by Salad Fingers II January 21, 2008
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Cooch coon

A cooch coon is a raccoon that is birthed from a woman (her cooch). The coon then grows up and goes to school just like any other child (He doesn’t know he’s different). On his first day, children start to make fun of him. They call him cooch coon.

Basically someone who looks very disgusting
Woah man!! That’s not a crackhead.... that’s a cooch coon!!” says Nathan.
by Deluxehotdogeater September 19, 2018
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coon tread

When ones tires on his/her car are bald and steel wire is showing
hemi: hey rangi your car tire are bald

rangi: nah bro just running coon tread
by dr chops April 14, 2009
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Maine Coon

“Maine Coon” is a feline breed. It is the most sizably voluminous domestic house feline. It has a distinctive physical appearance, and good hunting skills. Maine Coon felines originate from Maine. Maine Coon’s are known for their sizably voluminous tails, fur between their toes, and “talking” a lot.
"That's a large tail, it must be a Maine Coon!"
"That's a Maine Coon! Look at the fur between it's toes!"
"Wow! That's a big cat! Is it a Maine Coon?"
by SaintLoganIII November 15, 2020
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