seizure colors

colors that induces seizures such as the consecutive flashing of red, blue, and green.

seizure colors make my brain bleed.

by moon August 1, 2004

Colon clogger

A covert slang term used to describe any opiates like Percodan, OxyContin, et cetera.

So named because of the constipation side effect caused by using and/or abusing opiates. Opiates may also cause the patient to experience a decreased urge to defecate.



Originates from Bergen County, NJ - Yo, Yo, Yo - Top of the food chain!!!

(Standing in line at Walgreens)

Q. Hey John, What are you doing at the pharmacy again?

A. I'm just waiting in line picking up some colon cloggers for my shoulder injury. Jaz keeps eating them like tic tac's and now she is having poopie issues...

I think you should get some stool softeners too!

by Mr. Bigstuff - Northcoast NJ April 8, 2009

Colorgasm

The act of being totally aroused by the album "Colors."

"I just had the most explosive colorgasm everrrrrrr. Tommy Rogers does it to me everyyy timeeeeee."

"Oh my god... I just had an intense colorgasm after listening to it. I jizzed in my pants... Twice..."

by Manna Van Karren February 12, 2009

Colorado-ing

Climbing a pine tree as high as you can until it breaks, and then falling off with the top of the tree.

represent colorado by colorado-ing a tree in your state.

by yo-gigi January 7, 2010

beer colored glasses

Implies that ones worldview is either clouded or clairified by alcohol. In the tradition of rose colored glasses, yet far more delusional.

Of course she's hot... you're seeing her through beer colored glasses. That's also why she looks thin.

by hoodrat December 3, 2005

Colonel Angus

A comedy skit featured on the television show Saturday Night Live that gained notoriety due to its use of ribald word play. The skit, which aired live on February 22, 2003 in SNL's 28th season, featured the show's guest host Christopher Walken as the namesake Civil War hero Colonel Ennol Angus. Written by Tina Fey.

I myself never much cared for Colonel Angus. He rubs me the wrong way. Not sure why. Can't put my finger on it.

by Resedo August 6, 2009

color guard

This is an organization of skilled females and/or males that learn countless marching drills, twirl flags, rifles, sabers or other items in time with music from the band or to drum solo's. They spend countless days during the summer in the heat on asphalt learning drills, marching for hours on to produce a show that usually last about 10 minutes. They can throw their item of choice up to 10 feet in the air and as the item is in the air it spins in rotation to land back in the hands of the person who threw it or to another person it was thrown to. Some guard people can even spin around while said item is in the air before they catch this item. WGI- most of the people in band and guard are honor students and/or straight A students.

wgi twirl honor students flad riflecolor guard

by Firefighter Mom December 5, 2010