Coconut finger

When you have a cum on your dick and you give a girl her coconut finger
by Dylan cressey February 19, 2022
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Memphian Coconut

When you mix cocaine into your semen and have your girl snort it
"Dude, I gave my girl a Memphian Coconut the other day, best high she's had in ages."
by 7dollarsandachickenbiscuit April 16, 2023
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coconut virgin

A ridiculously nasty guy who doesn't take showers and plays League of Legends everyday. Also is a beta male and when they speak to girls, they get scared off due to their ugly appearance.
Damn, that coconut virgin smells mustier than Discord mods.
by stewpooper69 August 10, 2023
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coconut song

the coconut song is very fun and remember to dont eat to much then you will get very fat with a big butt like helena.
by cocopanda.se January 26, 2017
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coconut brothers

Two or more very close friends form a pact by placing their testicles on a large stone and smashing their testicles with coconuts. The testicles will not be able to function, resulting in no further procreation. Coconut brothers is a bond that will last a lifetime and will be cherished between the brothers
Yoo dude you wanna become coconut brothers?
by brugley August 21, 2021
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Thai Coconut

A Thai Coconut is a sex act between two males in which one male fists the other with both hands with the objective of covering both hands in feces. Once both hands are covered, they are cupped around the penis of the fisted male and stroked until orgasm. The semen is representative of the milk.
I walked in on someone getting a Thai Coconut in the pub toilets! Talk about disgusting!
by ZachChapman September 15, 2019
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Coconut Cheese

Used to describe someone who depresses others at social events. Whether they're quietly having a quiet conversation in the corner while everyone else is having a good time, or they're always reminding others of their obligations. Primarly used to say someone is uncool or a buzzkill.
You're such a coconut cheese; you never stop talking about work and you don't know how to party.
by samuelceazer October 05, 2024
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