park's closed

another way of saying "you're out!", "end of the conversation", "you're not welcome here", "you're too late", also can be said if a party foul occurs or generally when someone says something unnecessary

Mike: Hey can I still come to the party, I might be a little late.

Jeff: Park's closed!

by 1w2 September 10, 2009

news feed cloggers

Someone who plays annoying games such Truth is, Tbh Etc, and clogs your news feed.

annoying attention news feed cloggers

by booblessb February 4, 2014

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

Blue collar close

In a game of darts (more specifically, cricket), describes closing out a mark with three separate singles.

Nothing fancy here, Dom, let's see a nice blue collar close.

by Blue Collar Bandit May 5, 2019

Everyday its getting closer

I don't wanT to live another day

everyday its getting closer to death

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

throat clogger

When a man/woman cocks over an individual with their ass in their face and take a shit in there mouth which the reciever gargles.

I gave this girl a throat clogger.

by Kaiyon R. September 25, 2006

Clogged Pipe

When a man is having anal sex with a constipated woman, and when he pulls out she shits all over his face

Aww fuck you clogged piped me BITCH!!!

by Mr. MyyDixiNormous March 8, 2009