Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

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Chronic Vartanosis

A life consuming illness that causes an individual to type a text but not send it.

I wasn’t ignoring your text: I just have chronic vartanosis

by Social Burdens November 8, 2018

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Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

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chronic

the dankest kush of all even dr. dre thinks so thats why he named his album the "Chronic" shit that shits so good it makes you chronic pain go away got to try some vato

" Yo home boy you got try some of this chronic my doctor prescribed this shit to me my muthafuckin back pains gone now g, this shit it magic."

by loco Armenian 777 November 20, 2018

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