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Championship Trophy

When you are vigorously fucking a midget from the back and just before completion you lift her in the air as you would a trophy. While the "trophy" is in the air you will rain down your own natural "confetti", also known as leche in costa rica. Once the confetti has stopped raining down, the midget is passed to your friends/teammates to start the process again. After everyone has had a turn with the trophy, she will then be prominently displayed in a glass case to immortalize the blood sweat and tears that were neccessary to win the championship.
Teammate #1 - Last night we took Gina McShortlegs home and made her a championship trophy.

Teammate #2 - Where is she now?

Teammate #1 - Locked in my basement.
by Hombre de Leche January 9, 2014
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champagne butthole

When you take a dump and after the solid turd comes out you have explosive diarrhea.
I just had the worst champagne butthole ever. Turd particles splattered everywhere.
by MacDonald Berger August 9, 2015
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champagne drizzle

The pinnacle of drunkeness while maintaining rhyme and coherence; Most commonly a mixture of celebration, good friends, and a combination of other drugs and alcohol; achieved ONLY by poppin bottles
Champagne Drizzle - We was poppin' bottles in Punta Cana wif da boys and ended up in a champaaaaaaaaaaagne drizzzzzzzzzzzle. - Radar...out.
by Radar a la Punta Cana August 27, 2016
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Champagne MaryJane

She's the "girl next door" who smokes weed on down low, and comes up with the most RIDICULOUS ideas. She also thinks she's a fucking comedian when she's high AF. She basically is.
Your girl was a Champagne MaryJane last night, making s'mores tutorials high AF.
by Champagne Mary Jane January 23, 2017
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Champagne Punk

"Champagne punk" simply infers that it is punk of the highest calibre, deriving from the saying, "a champagne moment" that means a very fine moment indeed. More often referred to in terms of comedy, for example David Letterman's fan site is called 'champagne comedy'.

"Champagne punk" (adjective) should not be confused with Chardonnay Punk(group noun). Champagne is a symbol of celebration for the middle and lower classes, whereas chardonnay which is traditionally associated with the upper classes has been used derogatorily to describe rich left wing persons that self-identify with the working classes, i.e.: "That chardonnay sipping hippy!".

This confusion is somewhat understandable due to the existence of the term champagne socialist, however because most punks do in fact come from middle class backgrounds, the comparison doesn't stand up on close examination. To confuse these two terms is not necessarily indicative that one is a dumb punk. However, it would be more accurate to instead refer to particularly socio-economically disadvantaged people who are members of the broader punk scene as gutter punks, to avoid ambiguity.
"That show rocked."

"Champagne punk at its best, mate."
by Megapossum October 26, 2018
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Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline

And most things inbetween
I roam the city in a shopping cart

Champagne, Cocaine, Gasoline
by driftyboiz July 7, 2019
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Champo

The word champo originated from well known Italian philosopher R.G Barletta in the early 21st century. The definition of champo means to belittle or to disparage someone or something.
Champo your haircut looks good!
by RBBob August 1, 2020
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