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Children

1. Beautiful beings of love and joy

2. disgusting parasite, especially when they are a teenager

3. ugly and annoying, especially babies, all they do is dispense poop
1. Oh, children are so sweet!

2. I just want to get rid of all of my children, they are so annoying!

3. My children are so ugly, I have a baby and it won't stop crying!
by AM3THYSTG30D3 February 22, 2025
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Children

Tiny humans that u have to give all ur attention to for nothing in return and have to act like the world is all unicorns and dragons n shit
Person:u want some lucky charms?

Child: nO! u cAn’T eAt tHe pReTty uNiCoRnS 🦄 tHeiR iN dAnGeR!

Person:…right how could I forgetttt…hehe

Person: I’ll take the unicorns out then..
Child:bUt the pReTty rAiNbOw 🌈

Person:*sigh* …children…
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priority children

When you have multiple children from different partners and favor one or some of the children instead of all. You put one child higher than another.
You never see this baby but you can drop anything for your priority children.
by Nikonym July 2, 2018
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children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.
"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!
by FoxOfTheShadows July 12, 2023
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children's army

Noun or Adj

An idea of an Army designed completely by Children. This includes weapon, Armored vehicle, and other designs. This can also include fighting tactics. Some Children's armies also create micro nations, governed and controlled by children. Most children in the Children's Army are from the ages of 7-16 years of age.
The Children's Army began in Asia, but expanded to the Americas. There name? The Children's Army of Taiwan.
by Dr. DaddyChadensky January 31, 2023
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Children of the Korn

“They’re one of them damn Children of the Korn
by anonymous music lover December 26, 2023
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Driveby Knuckle Children

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.
by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024
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