I hate children

Someone that hates children.

Kid: *throws sand at the man*

Man: HEY- SHOO

Kid *runs off, giggling*

Man: Ugh, I hate children.

by TotallyNotGuilty December 14, 2023

But the children!

You try to dominate and curate reality to shield your kids and then wonder why kids are PROLONGING THEIR ADOLESCENCE, JORDAN! YOU SEE HOW IT'S YOUR FAULT!

Retard "We NeEd To PrOtEcT oUr ChIlDrEn! BuT tHe ChIlDrEn!"

Jordan (Also a retard) "WhY aRe AlL oF tHe ChIlDrEn PrOlOnGiNg ThEiR aDoLeScEnCe!? WhAt CoUlD iT pOsSiBlY bE!?"

Hym "Yeah, no. Probably not the thing (both) ARE and HAVE BEEN doing.... Couldn't possibly be that... The falsifying of reality to male yourself feel better about the fact that YOU CHOSE TO SUBJECTED YOUR KIDS TO THE CREATURE."

by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Children of Hym

Nope. You're right. Not that.

Hym "No. You're right. Children of Hym. Better than everyone."

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

Children

Children means those tiny little devils that run around causing havoc.

"Damn it, Laura! I didn't know that we're gonna have so many children!"

by ash da legend October 6, 2023

chicken children

Yutes in da UK who hang around dat dere chicken shops

Yo fam, you goin' Chicken Cottage, yeah?
Yeah, we're chicken children, you get me?

by anonymous July 12, 2023

children of the damn

When someone else baby birds semen into another person's mouth.

"children of the damn" is so gross! She spit it in his mouth!

by FoxOfTheShadows July 12, 2023

Wagyu children

Wagyu children are doing very little physical activity (mainly playing computer games) and are sustained on a high protein and junk food diet. Subsequently, their muscles are being marbled in to an award winning quality. These children will be the first on the menu when global food production goes south!

The wagyu children next door are looking ready to slice and grill.

by GrassFedHuman July 27, 2023