Horizontally Challenged

When you’re an edgy, fresh out of uni, 500 pound, buzzfeed reading History teacher.

ME : Go to the gym you fat fuck, also why do you own a Mini?
HIM : IM HORIZONTALLY CHALLENEGED YOU WEIGHT SUPREMICIST FATPHOBIC ASSHOLE

Horizontally Challenged

by Socialist Canadia October 17, 2018

most extreme elimination challenge

Japanese TV show, originally called Takeshi's Castle (and still called that in the UK) redubbed and renamed for American Audiences.

The show starts with 100 contestants pitting their wits and guile against Takeshi's guards through a series of challenges (including running across a bridge while being fired on with balls and running head-first into doors to find the paper one that won't knock you out), culminating in a final showdown with the surviving contestants against the Emerald Guard to defeat Takeshi and storm the castle.

Watch the UK version; it's far better. Or the Japanese version as it's an hour or so long!

Oh, and it's the same Takeshi from the Japanese film Battle Royale.

Watch most extreme elimination challenge, it rocks.

by Warlock January 11, 2004

Taco Bell Challenge

a drinking feat in which you have to spend a total of $10 on Taco Bell bean burritos and 40 oz. malt liquor bottles, then finish them all within 1 hour.

Stay away from Room 117...there are a bunch of fools doing the Taco Bell Challenge in there. It's a fucking toxic waste zone.

by Nick D May 5, 2003

directionally challenged

A colloquial, quasi-humorous term for someone who is unsure of their location in space and may even be unclear about the left versus right sides of their own body. As psychological testing suggests, women may tend on average to have better liguistic skills than men, while men, in general, might have better orientation in space, so a man who is "directionally challenged" may be seen as less masculine by his peers. If a lifelong trait, it may represent a form of Minimal Brain Damage (MBD) related to Dyslexia or Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD); but if it occurs for the first time in a middle-aged or older person, it might herald a future dementia, such as Alzheimer's Disease (AD).

One reason (aside from instilling discipline) that the armed forces emphasize close-order drill in the training of recruits is to weed out the directionally challenged as someone who is such--"S'matter? Doncha know yer left from yer right? You directionally challenged or sompin'?"--will tend to do poorly on the battlefield and may even jeopardize the lives of his or her fellow soldiers, sailors, or fellow fliers.

by DrWhosis April 3, 2010

The Iron Man Challenge

The ultimate physical, mental and manly challenge. Training and experience is a must. To successfully sleep with 5 different girls in one night.
Rules are simple. No paying and all different places. All at once is impressive but doesn't count.
Can obtain style points by riding "The Tri-cycle" (threesome) across the finish line.

Man #1: I just completed the iron man challenge and obtained this championship belt.
Man #2: Dude, i did it do. But obtained mad style points.

by Meat Clerk 1 March 8, 2009

Ultimate Food Challenge

What separates the men from the boys. It dwarfs things such as the milk mile, the beer mile and the burrito mile. It consists of 4 stages, all separated by running a quarter mile.


1:Foot Long HotDog (and any condiments you wish to put on it)

----quarter mile----
2:A Moes Burrito(Can either be a Joey Bag of Donuts or Homewrecker. Must consist of ATLEAST rice, beans and meat. Any other condiments you wish to add you may do so)

----quarter mile----
3:10 Chicken Wings(Any falvor-CANNOT be boneless....thats to easy. You MUST get a majority of meet off the bones. You will be supervised at this stage. You may not proceed until your supervisor has cleared you)

----quarter mile----

4:A Large Sundae(must consist of atleast 3 large scoops of ice cream. any flavor, any condiments.)

----quarter mile----

Optional:Time deduction agreed on by majority on participants for every time you vomit.


First one who crosses the finish line after completing all four stages wins.
WARNING:NOT FOR THE FAINT HEARTED

Recommended for people over the age of 13.

Have fun =)

guy1:Dude lets do something bad ass
guy2:lets do the ultimate food challenge....
guy1:shit dude. i dont know thats only a myth
guy2: stfu we are doing it.

by k4pt4inc00k3 December 9, 2008

reality challenged

A blanket term for "birthers", "truthers" or "deathers" Reality is too uncomfortable for them, so they start to believe in strange conspiracies.

I can't believe that he thinks that Osama Bin Laden is still alive. He's definitely reality challenged

by Mr_Ectomy May 27, 2011